Apparently I'm SO American because I eat peanut butter out of the jar. I didn't even know that until my Aussie co-worker told me. The other things that qualify me are...
-I eat crappy Mexican food
-I eat crappy Chinese food
-I eat crappy Japanese food
-I go to Target like 3 times a week
Should I be proud to be an American? The Swiss have cuter design... American's tend to be fatter... Oh well, I think I'll take it.