I just got off the train and am walking home carrying 3 bags of groceries and a purse. A creepy looking guy walks up next to me (there were quite a few people on the sidewalk so I didn't feel too threatened) and starts up a conversation. It went exactly like this...
Man: Need some help?
Me: Nope, I'm good thanks.
Man: (Looks me in the eyes) You're sure look'n good.
Man: Just gett'n off work?
Man: Well, have a good night.
Me: You too.
Since I was wearing gloves he couldn't see my ring so he probably thought I was single and since I was wearing a hoodie and sweatshirt he couldn't see my fetus carrier so that's probably why he thought I was "look'n good." Oh well, I guess any complement, even from a creepy drunk guy is still a complement :)
The man walked off ahead of me and said the following to a man walking the opposite direction... "Waaaass-uuuuup?!"