-Their dinner conversation...
Dad: "What are you doing?"
Jane: "Making a ball."
Dad: "Of chewed up meat?"
Dad: "What are you going to do with the ball when you're done?"
Jane: "Throw it."
-Jane calls hamburger buns, "hamburger bums". I like it.
it, I have to check your legs and bum for rice." I realized after
Brandt said that to Jane that it could be a very funny thing to say
taken out of context.
pointed to Mr. Clean on the spray bottle and said, "That guy is kinda
creepy". I asked her why and she said, "He has creepy eyeballs". I took a
closer look and sure enough, those things are pooping out of his head.
wouldn't stop taking to me from her room after I put her down for the
night. I told her she needed to stop and that's when she said, "Momma, I
have kisses for you!" Ugh!!! How can a mom resist going in there to get